London Calling

M E M O R A N D U M

To: Terrorists
From: Sluggo

Subject: New data

My friends at NASA have just come back with some startling data.

In the event of a "successful" suicide bomber attack, rumor has it that you will receive your reward of 72 virgins in the afterlife.

However, the complexities of the female reproductive system would seem to implicate that at any one time, you will be surrounded by approximately 18 women with PMS, MS or Post-MS.

Judging by how much havoc 1 woman with PMS can cause, maybe you guys are really getting what you deserve.

Salaam un alaikum,
-Slug