Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Laziness... Is it contagious?

As I sit around the Sluggo-compound, halfway through another 'vacation.' I am forced to ponder another of the universe's great mysteries. It's a classic. The Immovable Object Vs. The irresistible force.

Of course, because I don't have a multi-million dollar government grant to study this problem we will have to conduct this experiment with the materials readily available.

For our purposes, the Immovable Object will be my butt firmly planted in front of the computer playing Day of Defeat:Source (if you do not know what this is, you might be better off. It is an all-consuming way of life, but I digress.) The irresistible Force will be represented by Mrs. Sluggo and her ever-growing list of things to be done around the Sluggo compound.

So far, the immovable object has moved quite a few times in response to the irresistible force, but it was all in the name of intergalactic peace.

Stephan Hawking, where are you when I truly need you the most.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

I remember.